Author: 67desu as Mikey, woebetidesweetsdesu as Gerlad.
POV: 3rd omniscient.
Summary: 'So you got a boner, call the fucking President.' Gerard teaches.
Author Notes: om nom nom. underage!cest, ie lolirard and lolimikey having the lolicest. LOLI.
Dedications: to all the people who can't get into/are banned from mcs
i told you i was troubled; you know that i'm no good